gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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