Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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