did you get engaged???
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
