her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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