Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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