FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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