I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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