I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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