idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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