Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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