Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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