i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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