I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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