I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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