...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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