I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I would ride that face into the sunset
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