oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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