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  (718): View more from New York

  3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight

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  (718): 3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight http://tfl.nu/iyeq
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  (865): View more from Tennessee

  mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.

  (1-865): View more from Tennessee

  i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.

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  (865): mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml. (1-865): i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi. http://tfl.nu/9era
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.

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  (540): i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it. http://tfl.nu/oanm
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  (443): View more from Maryland

  Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.

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  (443): Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears. http://tfl.nu/xwms
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  (904): View more from Florida

  I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.

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  (904): I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots. http://tfl.nu/ub1d
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.

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  (423): no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet. http://tfl.nu/ph90
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  (619): View more from California

  It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.

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  (619): It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception. http://tfl.nu/8si3
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  (817): View more from Texas

  apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon

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  (817): apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon http://tfl.nu/fh3y
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  (315): View more from New York

  I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online

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  (315): I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online http://tfl.nu/2eyx
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  (914): View more from New York

  All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point

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  (914): All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point http://tfl.nu/whly
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  (507): View more from Minnesota

  So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles

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  (507): So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles http://tfl.nu/kflh
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  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.

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  Only if you died obviously.

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  (857): Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you. (857): Only if you died obviously. http://tfl.nu/keit
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  (905): View more from Ontario

  He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this

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  (905): He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this http://tfl.nu/kyr9
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  (510): View more from California

  There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.

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  (510): There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do. http://tfl.nu/onee
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  (504): View more from Louisiana

  She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.

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  (504): She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her. http://tfl.nu/fje7
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