Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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