Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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