I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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