happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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