Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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