remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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