Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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