i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So gin and wine won't be happening again
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"