If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.