No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
