So drunk its hurt
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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