I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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