Fuck appropriateness.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
