a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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