can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think your dad took our porno
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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