I wanna passion pit in your ass
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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