return my video game
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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