I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
So here I am, sexting at work.
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