Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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