i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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