if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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