Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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