We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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