So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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