What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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