He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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