so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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