Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Alive.
So much puke
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Randomize
