wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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