Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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