He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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