i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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