Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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