fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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