You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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