what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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