i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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