GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Randomize
