I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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