i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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