They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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