help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just tell him i said nine months
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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