kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
this hospital has no fireball
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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