Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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